Terrorists were seen inside a shopping mall near Dreamland yesterday afternoon.  They were attempting to blow up the Hot Topic in their vicinity for whatever reason (my guess is that they were not fans of the movie Twilight).  All did not go according to plan however.

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Reports of massive killings from the quaint town of Dreamland and nearby locations reached our headquarters just moments ago.  The suspect is identified as none other than Kirby from the planet Popstar.  Authorities still haven’t apprehended the suspect, but they claim that they are closing in.  The question is, are they closer to apprehending the [...]

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