No objections from me of course.  If you don’t have a DS but do own a Wii, you owe it to yourself to download this game now.  You at school/work?  That’s a shame.  If I was your employer, I’d totally let you have the day off to play this incredible game.  Here’s a summary of [...]

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According to the USK (Unterhaltungssoftware Selbstkontrolle), Germany’s ESRB, there’s a Phoenix Wright game in the works for the Wii.  The board approved a Wii game called “Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney” for players 14 and up.  No further information was available.  Capcom denied to comment, but the USK is a pretty reputable source, no?  The evidence [...]

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We’ve played as Phoenix Wright for the first three games, Apollo Justice in the fourth, and now we’re on the other side of the courtroom in the latest installment of Capcom’s Ace Attorney series.  In Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth, you play as Miles Edgeworth (no f***ing way)!  In a twist though, the game seems [...]

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World famous defense attorney, Phoenix Wright, is no longer a defense attorney (he’s still famous though… I think).  After deciding that he will no longer practice law, Mr. Wright started to play professional poker in the basement of the Borscht Bowl Club.  Was he a good player?  Or, was he a good cheater?  Based on [...]

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Oh **** indeed.  Was the wrong amount of anesthetic administered?  Was the wrong medication injected into the patient?  Did a Junior Mint happen to fall into the unsuspecting patient’s innards?  Malpractice suits can be a bit scary, so why don’t you hire an ace attorney to save your ass when the going gets tough?  We’re [...]

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