If Newton was alive to see this I’m sure he would have an ulcer or two.  You know what’s the most fascinating part about the laws of physics being violated in video games?  No gamer will actually catch on unless you really spend the time to think about it.  Basically, I had nothing to do, so I thought up this Top 5ive list.  Let’s get started.

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Wii Music, eh?  Sounds like a nice little toy for the kids in order to kill some time…  WHOAH MAH GOD!  $50?!  For this?!  Are you nuts Nintendo?  Wii Music is nothing more than a tech demo at best.  You wave the Wii Remote in rhythm to create music.  You can wave your arms like a lunatic and still play the right notes.  And people will still buy it.  Well, not us.  Here’s a list of five things we would rather do than buy Wii Music.

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You ask us, "Why a top five list about cereal?"  We respond by saying, "Why the hell not?" Who doesn’t like cereal, seriously?  Anyway, this is more than just a top five list about cereal.  This is about Nintendo and its innovative approach to breakfast time.  We compiled a fake list of Nintendo’s best cereal.  Continue reading for the list.

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