In what has come as a surprise to many of his fans, it has recently come to light that Link has begun working at local Hyrule strip clubs, dubbing himself “Gerudo Twilight” and pole-dancing almost exclusively at the Lonely Zora Gentlemen’s Club, although a rather large man with red hair and a beard did claim to have received a lapdance from him.

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Fans of Link have been aware of his musical talents ever since he picked up a flute in A Link to the Past (or for some of our younger readers, perhaps it was the Ocarina…).  What they may not know is that he has not let his time calling Epona and summoning storms go to waste.  Link has just released a full-fledged album, titled Waiting for the Moon and we have to say that we’re pleasantly surprised.

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Those following the Legend of Zelda series will be aware that Shigeru Miyamoto has announced an upcoming Zelda game for the Wii.  Similar to the change in artistic direction presented in Wind Waker, Miyamoto – who seems to be undergoing a creative surge lately – has decided to change the focus of the franchise in this next installment, titled Forest of Epicness, by hiring hereto-unknown Jake Kohl, age 14, as lead designer.

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