In what is seen as a landmark victory for the international zombie-rights movement, the highly-anticipated multiplayer survival horror game Left 4 Dead has been canceled.  Valve has reported monumental losses due to this and is expected to file for bankruptcy sometime within the next week.

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In an unprecedented move, FBI teams raided the homes of both Mario and Leon Kennedy, seizing copious amounts of psilocybin mushrooms and marijuana, respectfully.  Despite heavy evidence against them, both parties maintain that the narcotics were not theirs, but a friend’s; they claim to merely have been holding them for safekeeping.

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In what looks to be yet another attempt to make money, Merchant told the Hidden Palace Zone yesterday that his memoir will finally go on sale by the end of next week.  After years of selling black market arms to soldiers and special agents alike, Merchant decided that now was the perfect time to finally retire.  His memoir, 10,000 Strangas, 1 Dream, will shed some light on Merchant’s mysterious past.  We have a sneak peak at what to expect once the memoir hits store bookshelves next week.

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