Late one Friday night, your Resident Advisor walks in on you having passionate sex with a shower head in your dorm’s bathroom.  As they prepare to write you up for a policy violation (destruction of school property), you… [as you can guess, this post will contain some, ahem, "mature" content]

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To be honest, I’m hard-pressed to write a post today.  Last night was rather eventful, I guess you could say.  It wasn’t too difficult to predict that Obama would win, mainly because he hasn’t been a politician long enough for people to realize exactly what his principles are, unlike McCain.  Although I did think it was very sympathetic of him to tell McCain that if he wanted him to concede the election, all John would have to do is raise his hand.

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Midterms were today, which meant…well, considering the title it would be redundant to explain.  Anyway, it came to my attention that I hadn’t posted an article, so I hastily attempted to correct that.  Feeling a bit ashamed at my all-nighter, I consoled myself by thinking that at least I wasn’t the only one to make this mistake…

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