Parents and political activists alike are outraged over the so-called “Suburban Assassin”, a bizarre killer haunting the New York Metropolitan area who apparently takes his inspiration from a video game called Assassin’s Creed. As always, it is our duty here at Hidden Palace Zone to present you with another report from our crack news team, armed with their trademark investigative tools: a laptop and a thirty-rack.
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