World famous defense attorney, Phoenix Wright, is no longer a defense attorney (he’s still famous though… I think).  After deciding that he will no longer practice law, Mr. Wright started to play professional poker in the basement of the Borscht Bowl Club.  Was he a good player?  Or, was he a good cheater?  Based on the above photographic evidence, I don’t think Mr. Wright is innocent this time.

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Oh **** indeed.  Was the wrong amount of anesthetic administered?  Was the wrong medication injected into the patient?  Did a Junior Mint happen to fall into the unsuspecting patient’s innards?  Malpractice suits can be a bit scary, so why don’t you hire an ace attorney to save your ass when the going gets tough?  We’re talking of none other than Phoenix ****ing Wright.  Call him and he’s sure to pin the blame on someone else.

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