Hope you’re all feeling the holiday spirit!

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With all the hype over bottled water, it’s nice to see a new competitor.  DC Spring takes a new approach towards making water; the result is truly where man meets nature.

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That’s right, it’s finals week.  At least for me.  Just one more day and these posts will finally be able to start coming from a lonely, darkened living room, as opposed to a lonely, darkened dorm room.

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By now, most are familiar with Xbox Live’s Achievement system, which rewards gamers with intangible “Achievement Points” for completing specific tasks within every game.  However, Microsoft has decided to add more variety to Xbox Live by introducing the Fail system, designed to work in perfect balance with gamers’ Achievements.

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Due to criticism of their propaganda tool/passable FPS, America’s Army, the US Army has decided to use Gears of War instead to teach America’s youth about the fun and headshots to be had in joining the armed forces.

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A Manhattan resident, in an attempt to spend a quiet evening with his family, inadvertently exposed the household to a vile force beyond its comprehension, as well as condemning well-known actor Frankie Muniz to death.

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Sorry I’m late, guys, I had about five hours of Chinese corrections to get through…Anyway, you know the drill.

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Few things in life are as satisfying as carrying a pistol in each hand, stuffing the barrel into a mobsters mouth and pulling the trigger, and then summoning a black hole to take care of the rest of the guys in the room.  Well, in a video game, anyway.

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The world can’t get over Nintendo’s newest success, the Wii Fit!  Initially accused of taking a “dumbed down” and “completely ignorant” approach towards fitness, several studies have been carried out pertaining to the effectiveness on the Wii Fit, and show that playing video games while standing on a f*cking piece of plastic is actually a [...]

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In a long-awaited move, Nintendo has revealed the Target Consumer, what they call “the gamer of the future, the kind of customer Nintendo is aiming for.”  Since Nintendo has lately been accused of abandoning self-styled “hardcore” fans, this has come as a revelation to many fans.

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