As if seeing those three dreaded red lights on your previously reliable mechanical companion (or only friend, in my case) wasn’t bad enough, Microsoft is giving 360 users a collective slap in the face. Until now, the company would provide victims of the Red Ring of Death with a fitted box for their now-useless console. [...]
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In all honesty, I was pretty confused when I looked at IGN yesterday. “Sonic and the Black Knight Trailer”…wait, so you mean the Sonic Wii game I heard about back in October wasn’t the Sonic Wii game that came out the next month? No, apparently Sega decided the best strategy was “let’s just put Sonic [...]
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Up until now, the Nintendo Wii has mostly been known for being host to the ten-month-old Super Smash Bros. Brawl and “that f*cking tennis game.” Up until now, many had thought that the console had reached its peak with the Wii Fit, a game that attempts to convince owners that alternating between standing and sitting [...]
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Faithful readers,
I deeply apologize to inform you of this, but I will no longer be posting for this site (posting under this account will commence, but by my roommate, John Phoningitin). Why is that? The reason is simple: I have found Jiisus.
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50 Cent Sequel To Detail G-Unit’s Middle Eastern Deployment
Posted by Zac Published in Microsoft, PlayStation 3, Sony, Xbox 360As a result of world events over the past decade or so, we’ve seen an increased multimedia focus on the Middle Eastern region. The newest follower of this tradition is the upcoming PS3/360 game 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. Sequel to the poorly-received 50 Cent: Bulletproof, Blood on the Sand will chronicle the US [...]
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Forget your Age of Empires and Assassin’s Creeds, in 2002, Medieval: Total War was where it was at for medieval strategy and action. That’s right, strategy AND action. We’ll get into that soon. MTW let you control a nation of your choice (ranging from rainy England to scorching Egypt) from 1095 to [...]
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As a further sign of the decline of Western civilization, the eighth season of American Idol began about on the thirteenth. We’re not going to bore you with a summary of what’s happened so far (that’s what the entire season’s for, after all), so we’ll tell you about one of the many auditions that was [...]
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