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In a surprise announcement today, Blizzard made public its newest video game project: World of Statecraft.  Sequel to the popular MMORPG, World of Warcraft, World of Statecraft promises to be more innovative and more addictive than ever before!  Keep reading for our impressions.

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As a result of world events over the past decade or so, we’ve seen an increased multimedia focus on the Middle Eastern region.  The newest follower of this tradition is the upcoming PS3/360 game 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand.  Sequel to the poorly-received 50 Cent: Bulletproof, Blood on the Sand will chronicle the US [...]

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We very briefly reported that Sony Computer Entertainment Chairman, Kaz Hirai, slammed the Xbox as something that lacks longevity.  Well, we dug up the original quote (from the Official Playstation Magazine), laughed a bit, and decided if it was possible to make it funnier.  The end result is a Krazy Kaz quote, Mad Libs style.  [...]

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Forget your Age of Empires and Assassin’s Creeds, in 2002, Medieval: Total War was where it was at for medieval strategy and action. That’s right, strategy AND action. We’ll get into that soon. MTW let you control a nation of your choice (ranging from rainy England to scorching Egypt) from 1095 to [...]

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This week in video games news…

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As a further sign of the decline of Western civilization, the eighth season of American Idol began about on the thirteenth.  We’re not going to bore you with a summary of what’s happened so far (that’s what the entire season’s for, after all), so we’ll tell you about one of the many auditions that was [...]

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In the past two Animal Crossing games, Tom Nook held a monopoly over the citizens of your town, pure and simple.  Aside from the Able Sisters (and mark my word… Nook will drive them out of business too), there were no other places to buy goods.  From time to time, Redd would open his black [...]

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Sony Pictures (ironic, huh?) have announced plans for a motion picture based on Nintendo’s popular Mario Kart series, entitled Mushroom Drift.  Josh Hartnett is slated to star as Mario, and Ken Davitian (most famous for his role in Borat) as his rival Bowser.

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I wish I was joking; however, Wii consoles bundled with Wii Music will soon be available in schools across 51 cities.  I’m still trying to figure out how waving the Wiimote like a moron can be an educational experience.  Apparently, in Nintendo’s press release, Wii Music can be incorporated into “lesson plans to offer teachers [...]

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