When we heard that Electronic Arts is transforming Dante’s Inferno into a video game, we unanimously exclaimed, “WTF?!” Did the folks at EA take a look at one of our “Classic Literature FPSs” articles or something? The idea certainly is bizarre, but maybe, just maybe, EA can pull it off.
Ok, so we didn’t see much gameplay, but what we saw looked promising. Apparently, you can attack baddies with a nice looking crucifix. That’s right. Beat the heathens with the power of Christ! Who knows? Perhaps the Good Book could be used as a secondary weapon. It’s certainly large enough.
You’ll need all the weapons you can get in order to survive the nine circles of hell: limbo, lust, gluttony, greed, wrath, heresy, violence, fraud, and treachery. The game is set to release sometime in 2009. After this is done, I want a game based on George Orwell’s 1984. Make it happen EA!

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Hello, did you people hear they are releasing a new pokemon?! I am so excited for it!
^ You must mean Pokemon Platinum. I’m sure it will sell over one million (1,000,000) copies. =P
Dante’s so hot.
Dante looks like a woman.
Wrong Dante… Sheesh. Doesn’t anyone read anymore?
WTF you talking about? Devil May Cry Dante DOES look like a girl. Sheesh, doesn’t anyone play video games anymore?
*facepalm*
*facedesk*
Oh God, this game is gonna suck.
Ea’s been known to make a few surprisingly good games though. Look at Dead Space for instance.
EA’s been known to make more crappy games.
*Throws Holy Water at above commenter*
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