Late one Friday night, your Resident Advisor walks in on you having passionate sex with a shower head in your dorm’s bathroom.  As they prepare to write you up for a policy violation (destruction of school property), you… [as you can guess, this post will contain some, ahem, "mature" content]

A. Nonchalantly yawn and scratch your stomach, leaning back enough to reveal the 9mm handgun tucked securely into the waistband of your underwear.

B. Continue until both you and the shower head have finished, maintaining eye contact with your RA the entire time.

C. Hastily drop a load on the shower floor and shove the RA towards it, running away immediately afterwards.

D. Turn around and suddenly notice your roommate in the corner of the bathroom, videocamera in hand.