Deciphering the Nintendo DSi Manual (Part II)

We couldn’t possibly cover the entire manual in one segment, right?  So, here’s part two.  There are still more pictures to cover, but to be honest, not even we could decipher some of them.  Here’s hoping that this final segment will help new owners of the DSi get the most out of their handheld.

Frustrated with your DSi?  Don’t strangle it!  Go to counseling.  Remember… a nonviolent relationship is a healthy relationship.

Giant mutant fly on your windshield?  For the love of God, don’t swat it with your DSi!

If your child smells like a dirty Goomba, tell her to put down her DSi and take a bath.

If your Grandpa tells you that he plays wirelessly with aliens, time to put him in a home.

If your baby happens to instill fear in your DSi charger… you have some serious problems on your hands.  No, we can’t help you with those problems.

Your baby has heat vision too?  Time to return that thing to the lab from whence it came.

Don’t use your hands to remove the game card.  Use a screwdriver.  It’s clearly more effective.

Road rage?  Don’t throw your DSi!  Throw something less valuable… like a PSP (oh yes, we went there).

Arranging your electrical cords as shown will summon a magical red octopus.  Seriously though, we have NO idea why there’s a red octopus in this picture.  Moving on now!

This guy literally played his DSi to death.  No doctor can save you now.  Happy gaming!