From the Hidden Palace Zone to you, we hope you have a safe and fun Thanksgiving.  Since we would like to spend this holiday with our loved ones, we will not be updating until next Monday.  I know, I know.  But you can’t expect us to entertain you, without fail, day in and day [...]

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In a long-awaited move, Nintendo has revealed the Target Consumer, what they call “the gamer of the future, the kind of customer Nintendo is aiming for.”  Since Nintendo has lately been accused of abandoning self-styled “hardcore” fans, this has come as a revelation to many fans.

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Terrorists were seen inside a shopping mall near Dreamland yesterday afternoon.  They were attempting to blow up the Hot Topic in their vicinity for whatever reason (my guess is that they were not fans of the movie Twilight).  All did not go according to plan however.

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Music karma is PLUMMETING.  Why’s that?  Well, firstly, Mitch Mitchell died last week, on the 12th.  For those of you who don’t know, he was the drummer for the Jimi Hendrix Experience, and one of the most influential drummers of the period, pioneering a style utilizing many different stylistic influences.  He was actually drumming on [...]

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If you already bought Animal Crossing: City Folk, for shame.  Didn’t you hear?  There’s a NEWER and more EXCITING version on the horizon!  After the multiple complaints issued by gamers, stating that Animal Crossing: City Folk was “more of the same”, Nintendo is trying to rectify the problem with Animal Crossing: New York City [...]

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Gordon Freeman, one of today’s most popular public speakers, recently gave a speech at MIT, where he graduated with a Ph.D. in Theoretical Physics.  Often praised for the subtle, concise, almost ethereal nature of his speeches, Mr. Freeman did not disappoint at his most recent speech.

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Pirates?  In my RPG?  NO WAI!  Way.  Instead of sailing the seven seas however, you sail the skies in one of the most memorable RPGs of all time.  As a SEGA/Overworks game, this gem first appeared as an exclusive on the SEGA Dreamcast.  Later, it was ported to the Gamecube with some additions.  If [...]

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Late one Friday night, your Resident Advisor walks in on you having passionate sex with a shower head in your dorm’s bathroom.  As they prepare to write you up for a policy violation (destruction of school property), you… [as you can guess, this post will contain some, ahem, "mature" content]

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This week in video game news…

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In what has come as a surprise to many of his fans, it has recently come to light that Link has begun working at local Hyrule strip clubs, dubbing himself “Gerudo Twilight” and pole-dancing almost exclusively at the Lonely Zora Gentlemen’s Club, although a rather large man with red hair and a beard did claim [...]

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