World famous defense attorney, Phoenix Wright, is no longer a defense attorney (he’s still famous though… I think).  After deciding that he will no longer practice law, Mr. Wright started to play professional poker in the basement of the Borscht Bowl Club.  Was he a good player?  Or, was he a good cheater?  Based on the above photographic evidence, I don’t think Mr. Wright is innocent this time.

Mr. Wright claims he is undefeated, and no one ever came forth and stated otherwise.  Can this undefeatable record truly be the result of skill, or is there some foul play involved?  We sent a special undercover reporter to figure it all out.

“Hello Mr. Wright.  I heard some great things about you.”

“That’s all in the past.  Poker’s my life now.”

“That’s what I mean.  I’m looking for a challenge.”

“You came to the right place then.  By the way, what’s your name?”

“Just call me Hans.  Deal.”

***

“Wait a second…”

“Go on, have a seat right over there.  I’m Chris Han…”

“I know who you are!”

“Why are you scamming people out of money?”

“Oh ****!”