18
Nov
Pirates? In my RPG? NO WAI! Way. Instead of sailing the seven seas however, you sail the skies in one of the most memorable RPGs of all time. As a SEGA/Overworks game, this gem first appeared as an exclusive on the SEGA Dreamcast. Later, it was ported to the Gamecube with some additions. If you played it, you want a sequel. If you want a sequel, you loved it (and hope that the sequel lives up to the expectations of the first).
continue reading "Hidden Gems: Skies of Arcadia (DC, GCN)"
17
Nov
Late one Friday night, your Resident Advisor walks in on you having passionate sex with a shower head in your dorm’s bathroom. As they prepare to write you up for a policy violation (destruction of school property), you… [as you can guess, this post will contain some, ahem, "mature" content]
continue reading "Moment of Truth"
14
Nov
13
Nov
In what has come as a surprise to many of his fans, it has recently come to light that Link has begun working at local Hyrule strip clubs, dubbing himself “Gerudo Twilight” and pole-dancing almost exclusively at the Lonely Zora Gentlemen’s Club, although a rather large man with red hair and a beard did claim to have received a lapdance from him.
continue reading "Link Spotted Moonlighting At Local Strip Club"
12
Nov
The holidays are approaching kids… and you know what that means. It’s time to start annoying your parents for outrageous gifts! So your friend is getting that new puppy for Christmas, isn’t he? Don’t fret! Rub it in his face when you get your very own pet Metroid!
continue reading "Your Very Own Pet Metroid! Leik OMG, I SO Want One!"
11
Nov
If you haven’t realized by now, Miyamoto is f*cking nuts. If you aren’t convinced, or have no idea who Miyamoto is, simply read on! We at Hidden Palace Zone are also (un)certified psychologists; it’s one of our hobbies, just like our roadside hot dog/abortion stand we set up last month. Here are the two most probable causes of Miyamoto’s insanity.
continue reading "Two Likely Diagnoses for Shigeru Miyamoto"
10
Nov
We couldn’t possibly cover the entire manual in one segment, right? So, here’s part two. There are still more pictures to cover, but to be honest, not even we could decipher some of them. Here’s hoping that this final segment will help new owners of the DSi get the most out of their handheld.
continue reading "Deciphering the Nintendo DSi Manual (Part II)"
7
Nov
Well, it’s been another two weeks, and what’s happened in the world of music?
Deftones Bassist Injured in Car Accident
Chi Cheng, the bassist of the Deftones, was involved in a car accident on Monday, and was taken to a hospital, in critical but stable condition. Today, singer Chino posted an update on the band’s blog, saying that his condition was the same, but also made an interesting statement:
continue reading "Music Update: 11/6"
6
Nov
To those early adopters of the Nintendo DSi, you must be feeling a little overwhelmed by the manual packaged in every box. It is an all-encompassing manual alright. We can’t even begin to describe it to you, but we’ll try our best at deciphering the manual for those who can’t understand.
continue reading "Deciphering the Nintendo DSi Manual"
5
Nov
To be honest, I’m hard-pressed to write a post today. Last night was rather eventful, I guess you could say. It wasn’t too difficult to predict that Obama would win, mainly because he hasn’t been a politician long enough for people to realize exactly what his principles are, unlike McCain. Although I did think it was very sympathetic of him to tell McCain that if he wanted him to concede the election, all John would have to do is raise his hand.
continue reading "Newcomer: Barack Obama"
